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Sometimes Gastric bypass sucks

November 20, 2009 Leave a comment Go to comments

Ya know,  Sometimes you just want to have one of those nights. A night where you gorge on candy, choke on cola and get decadantly dirty with delicious chocolatey delights.

But with gastric bypass you cant. Well actually you can for a little while. If you plan it correctly you can eat as much candy, sweets and tasty treats as you want for about 15 minutes. Of course the whole time you are experierincing the exctasy that only fine chocolate can bring you, a little voice in the back of your head is sayin “You are dumb, you are dumb” over and over again.

See about 15 min after you start consuming the forbidden fruit your body starts to tell you you have had enough. And it tells you loudly and painfully. It starts with a little cramping, a little sweating, some disorientation and being really really lethargic.  That soon progresses into agonizing cramping and profuse perspiration with a little drooling. Sexy I know. Then you start to have these small body spasams and soon comes the upchuckin. Your breathing shallows out and your pule raises as your body tries to get rid of all the sugar you just put into you system. In short you are pretty damn miserable. Generally you stay this way for about 2 hours or so hoping that you will die and the world will stop spinning.

Happened to me last night during an otherwise wonderful movie night. The culprit was 1/2 a tub of Orville Reddenbocker’s Poppycock. And since i survived, barely I might add, It will probably happen again. But not for a long long time.

No matter what, I am glad I had it done but sometimes Gastric bypass sucks.

 

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